Words of Wisdom: The Retriever Weekly
“Staff Ed: Lack of wireless connection could be affecting academic performance.” Ya think?

No Words for This One: The Diamondback
Some things just aren’t meant to be filmed.

Lucky Break: The Johns Hopkins News-Letter
One of your students “met his end at a samurai sword.” God’s light is shining down on you guys.

Smelly Substance: New Mexico Daily Lobo
Lede: “When the smell of corn dogs and fresh animal waste hits your nose, you know it’s time for the State Fair.” Gross, but 100 percent true.

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